The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
i’m majoring in self-pity with a double minor in procrastination and crying
— Day of Thanks, Alex Elle (via alexandraelle)
College needs to take black Friday seriously and give me 80% off my tuition.
And you immediately gave it back and said something about that being “really gross” and “scientifically impossible.”
Sorry you can’t appreciate a gift.
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Republicans reactions to female sexuality