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As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head.

(Source: patheticjunkies)


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cafai:

Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.

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nottoooldfordisney:

me: ah yes time to start my homework

me: *opens tumblr*

me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*

me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody* 

me: *rearranges room*

me: *reads les mis*

me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*

me: *writes a novel*

me: *publishes novel*

me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*

me: *takes the ring to mordor*

me: *defeats lord voldemort*

me: well its too late to start it now

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☆ Favourite Musicals EVITA

"Sing you fools, but you got it wrong! Enjoy your prayers because you haven’t got long…
Your queen is dead! Your king is through! She’s not coming back to you!”

(Source: cakesandsnouts)


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tastefullyoffensive:

[@drewtoothpaste]


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no-thisisnotabby:

need money for school for job for money

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(Source: likesrslyashley)

allronix:

Ah, Alfred. The snark is strong with you. 

(Source: timelordsandladies)


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coffeepeople:

Ordering $400 worth of college textbook rentals like

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Sarah as the other clones

(Source: cloneclubsandwich)


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She once asked me
the name of my
favourite poet
and I replied

God

She laughed
and played along
and asked me
which one of his
works was my
absolute favourite

I said it was
the one
where he
wrote her
into existence.

Nav K (via d0wntime)

(Source: some-thing-to-say)

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cokeflow:

call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

(Source: fingerblaster113)

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#I KNOW I’VE ALREADY LOST MY SHIT IN TAGS ABOUT THIS SCENE BUT#LAST TIME IT WAS ONLY THE LEGOLAS AND GIMLI BITS AND TBH I LIKE #FORGOT???? #ABOUT HOW IT’S ARAGORN THAT HAS TO KNOCK LEGOLAS’S BOW DOWN #AND BE LIKE ‘CHILL BRO’ #and it just makes me wonder #how many times poor aragorn has had to get in the middle of  #a) legolas losing his shit because someone threatened gimli #b) gimli losing his shit because someone threatened legolas and #c) LEGOLAS AND GIMLI THREATENING EACH OTHER #like seriously how many fires do you think aragorn has stared into mournfully #while legolas and gimli sniped at each other in that we’re-arguing-totally-arguing-not-flirting-at-all #way they have #how many times has aragorn stepped into the middle of a barfight-to-be #to be like ’legolas that guy wasn’t calling gimli pint-sized he was ORDERING A PINT please say some soothing elvish words to your tits man#or #’gimli it was a blonde joke they weren’t talking about legolas specifically PUT THE AXE DOWN OH MY GOD’ #like seriously #after all that time traveling with them kinging must be such a relief #all these years aragorn dodged his destiny #but now that it’s here he’s like #oh. diplomacy. i can do this. #lucky thing i was trained by THE WORST PEOPLE I KNOW in diffusing NEEDLESSLY TENSE SITUATIONS 

(Source: quieksa)


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deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

(Source: chrstopher)

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.